1. Data Collection

We collect precisely zero personal data from you. This is a static site. We don't want your cookies, your email, or your long-winded opinions on why your obscure tech stack is actually "poised for a comeback."

2. Algorithmic Brutality

The "Deaditude" scores are calculated by cold, unfeeling scripts aggregating public data from the internet. If your favorite framework has a 95% Deaditude score, it is not a personal attack. The internet abandoned it, we just did the math. Please direct your anger at the original author who archived the repository in 2019 to "focus on their podcast."

3. Limitation of Liability

The primary investigators of this research assume no legal responsibility if your CTO reads this site and forces a complete rewrite of your architecture. We are also not liable for any existential dread, imposter syndrome, or sudden urges to abandon software engineering and become a carpenter.

4. Academic Integrity

While our metrics are drawn from real API endpoints and our math is computationally sound, this is ultimately an exercise in pointing at burning tech stacks and coping through sarcasm. Do not use this as the sole primary source in a serious enterprise technical evaluation. Or do. We're not your boss.