01Acceptance of Death

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02Intellectual Property

We built this with dead tech and a lot of caffeine. All content is original unless otherwise stated. Don't steal it unless you improve it and link back to us.

03Accuracy Disclaimer

This site makes fun of tech dying. Some of it is serious. Some of it is satire. If you take business decisions based on this site, that's on you, my guy.

04User-Generated Content

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05Service Availability

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06Changes to These Terms

We might update these when we remember. You should check occasionally. Or don't. Whatever.

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