1. Executive Summary
87.3%Dead
▲ Worsening (+1.5% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "Recruiters are struggling to find anyone who will admit to knowing this." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 17 years (est. 2009) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of Solar2D. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): July 2025
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
Not available due to technical difficulties (i.e. we couldn't afford the API quota to analyze 10,000 new JS frameworks this month).
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 0
- Answered Ratio: 0.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 0.0%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 0.0%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 0
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 1
- Average Views: 2,855
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 0
- Average Upvotes: 0.0
- Trend Direction: insufficient_data
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 114
- Average Points: 19.6
- Days Since Last Post: 0
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 0
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 7
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 6/29/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | How to make 3D Solar system working model | Solar System model for school project Channel: Subham's Art & Craft Creations | 2855 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Solar generates more energy in US than coal for first time | 504 | 252 |
| Solar Energy Saves Europeans $135M a Day | 171 | 158 |
| Solar-based sleep patterns compared to modern norms | 124 | 100 |
| New study compares growing corn for energy to solar production | 122 | 184 |
| Record wind and solar saved UK from gas imports worth £1B in March 2026 | 120 | 130 |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 6/29/2026 | 87.3% | Dead |
| 6/15/2026 | 85.8% | Dead |
| 6/2/2026 | 86.7% | Dead |
| 5/19/2026 | 91.6% | Dead |
| 5/5/2026 | 92.1% | Dead |
| 4/22/2026 | 90.8% | Dead |
| 4/8/2026 | 91.0% | Dead |
| 3/25/2026 | 94.6% | Dead |
| 3/12/2026 | 90.7% | Dead |
| 2/26/2026 | 92.2% | Dead |
| 2/12/2026 | 91.8% | Dead |
| 1/30/2026 | 90.4% | Dead |
| 1/16/2026 | 91.1% | Dead |
| 1/2/2026 | 95.9% | Dead |
| 12/20/2025 | 96.8% | Dead |
| 12/6/2025 | 84.7% | Certified Zombie |
| 11/22/2025 | 75.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 11/9/2025 | 75.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 10/27/2025 | 74.1% | Dying Slowly |
| 10/13/2025 | 87.5% | Dead |
| 9/30/2025 | 86.3% | Dead |
| 9/16/2025 | 85.2% | Dead |
| 9/2/2025 | 88.7% | Dead |
| 8/20/2025 | 86.1% | Dead |
| 8/6/2025 | 81.5% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/23/2025 | 82.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/10/2025 | 79.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 6/26/2025 | 85.0% | Dead |
| 6/12/2025 | 79.9% | Certified Zombie |
| 5/30/2025 | 85.4% | Dead |
| 5/10/2025 | 90.9% | Dead |
| 5/4/2025 | 90.8% | Dead |