1. Executive Summary
39.9%Dead
▼ Improving (-0.1% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "It has passed the peak of inflated expectations and is happily plateauing." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 15 years (est. 2011) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of laravel. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): January 2045
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 84,580
- Forks: 24,725
- Open Issues: 0
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 6
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 100
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 14
- Answered Ratio: 50.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 7.1%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 21.4%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 2
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 35
- Average Views: 3,081.3
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 54
- Average Upvotes: 18.4
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: -10.5%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 110
- Average Points: 10.3
- Days Since Last Post: 0
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 70,731
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 2,145
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 7/4/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | Laravel 13 Blade View Tutorial for Beginners Step by step Channel: Junaid Developer | 44 |
 | 🚀 Step-by-Step Guide: Uploading and Extracting ZIP Files in Laravel (LIVE) Channel: Expertech | 59 |
 | Laravel 13 AI SDK Crash Course AI Agents, Tools, RAG, Embeddings & More Channel: Ajay yadav | 2580 |
 | Lesson 42 - Laravel 13 Tutorial: Master whereAny & whereAll (Stop Writing orWhere!) Channel: Code With ERaufi | 185 |
 | How to Create a Full ERP Website Using Claude Code and Laravel Channel: Web Tech Knowledge | 37427 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Laravel jobs are nowhere to be found | 94 | 91 |
| You probably don't need a database per tenant. A detailed explainer on multitenancy data isolation across Postgres, MySQL and SQLite | 97 | 35 |
| I built a custom E-commerce platform from scratch using Laravel 12 & Vue 3. Seeking feedback! | 69 | 20 |
| VibePHP: a modern PHP engine with generics, async/await, and more | 61 | 21 |
| Making Laravel News fast! | 48 | 11 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Laravel raised money and now injects ads directly into your agent | 210 | 124 |
| Laravel Lang Compromised with RCE Backdoor Across 700 Versions | 9 | 1 |
| Laravel Lang Compromised with RCE Backdoor Across 700 Versions | 4 | 0 |
| Laravel raised money and now injects ads directly into your agent | 3 | 2 |
| Laravel-Lang Supply Chain Attack | 3 | 1 |
Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help
| Question Title | Views | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Best Practice for Scaling Laravel Queue Workers for Multiple Shopify Apps | 37 | Unanswered (1 ans) |
| Laravel sidebar navigation causes full page reload instead of smooth navigation | 94 | Answered (1 ans) |
| How to use select ui component in Laravel vue-starter-kit | 61 | Unanswered (2 ans) |
| Conditionally alidate field if another field is entirely valid and not just filled | 55 | Answered (1 ans) |
| High FCP/LCP Huge "Other" time in Main-Thread Work and unused vendor JS | 61 | Unanswered (1 ans) |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 7/4/2026 | 39.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/25/2026 | 40.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/11/2026 | 45.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/28/2026 | 29.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/15/2026 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/1/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/17/2026 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/4/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/21/2026 | 28.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/7/2026 | 32.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/22/2026 | 46.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/8/2026 | 27.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/25/2026 | 36.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/12/2026 | 37.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/29/2025 | 42.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/15/2025 | 42.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/2/2025 | 30.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/18/2025 | 42.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/5/2025 | 34.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/23/2025 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/9/2025 | 36.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/25/2025 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/12/2025 | 29.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/29/2025 | 33.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2025 | 47.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/2/2025 | 33.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/19/2025 | 38.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/5/2025 | 35.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/22/2025 | 36.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/8/2025 | 39.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/13/2025 | 29.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/9/2025 | 23.3% | Accidentally Alive |
| 5/3/2025 | 34.2% | Stable & Mature |