1. Executive Summary
35.0%Dead
▼ Improving (-5.6% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "Doing fine, but we're keeping a very close eye on the vital signs." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 15 years (est. 2011) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of laravel. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): April 2044
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 84,812
- Forks: 24,902
- Open Issues: 0
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 5
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 100
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 10
- Answered Ratio: 20.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 0.0%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 60.0%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 0
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 39
- Average Views: 306.5
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 61
- Average Upvotes: 19.2
- Trend Direction: increasing
- Trend Growth Rate: 60.0%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 91
- Average Points: 10.3
- Days Since Last Post: 0
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 72,969
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 2,140
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 8/15/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | Setup Laravel Project in Just 5 Minutes 🔥(Step-by-Step Guide) Channel: Funda of Web IT | 390 |
 | How to Install Laravel 12 on Windows (2026) | Complete Beginner Tutorial Channel: BrightByte | 33 |
![Laravel 13 Full Course: Beginner to Pro (Zero to Hero)! [Complete Guide & Project]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R8XAxMVNbes/mqdefault.jpg) | Laravel 13 Full Course: Beginner to Pro (Zero to Hero)! [Complete Guide & Project] Channel: Coding Pathshala | 477 |
 | The PHP to Laravel Journey: Stop Making This Mistake Channel: Takneeki Code | 69 |
 | Google reCAPTCHA v3 Integration in Laravel | 🔥 Live Coding | 🚀 Real Client Project Channel: Progo – Coding Sikhna Ab Hua Easy | 31 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Fully native Mac app with PHP, Laravel and Blade. No Electron, HTML/CSS/JS | 262 | 89 |
| say hello to pest v5: tia, agent plugin, evals, and more | 91 | 19 |
| Everything we announced at Laracon US 2026 | Laravel - The clean stack for Artisans and agents | 80 | 30 |
| What's new in PHP 8.6 | 79 | 32 |
| Security Mistakes Every Dev Makes (I Did Too) | 53 | 26 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Laravel Lang Compromised with RCE Backdoor Across 700 Versions | 9 | 1 |
| Laravel Cloud Private Cloud | 6 | 0 |
| Laravel Announces a First-Party Language Server (LSP) | 4 | 0 |
| Laravel Lang Compromised with RCE Backdoor Across 700 Versions | 4 | 0 |
| Show HN: Larasend – Self-hosted transactional email for Laravel on your own SES | 3 | 3 |
Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help
| Question Title | Views | Status |
|---|---|---|
| how can i add @csrf to my form if inside an echo statement? | 21 | Answered (1 ans) |
| Livewire single file component form data specific input field's data is not inserted into database | 63 | Unanswered (0 ans) |
| Laravel Eloquent whereHas() query is slow with large datasets | 113 | Answered (1 ans) |
| How to prevent duplicate scheduled jobs when Laravel is running on multiple servers? | 66 | Unanswered (0 ans) |
| Inertia + React or Livewire | 61 | Unanswered (0 ans) |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 8/15/2026 | 35.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/1/2026 | 40.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/18/2026 | 37.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/4/2026 | 39.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/25/2026 | 40.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/11/2026 | 45.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/28/2026 | 29.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/15/2026 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/1/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/17/2026 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/4/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/21/2026 | 28.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/7/2026 | 32.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/22/2026 | 46.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/8/2026 | 27.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/25/2026 | 36.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/12/2026 | 37.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/29/2025 | 42.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/15/2025 | 42.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/2/2025 | 30.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/18/2025 | 42.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/5/2025 | 34.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/23/2025 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/9/2025 | 36.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/25/2025 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/12/2025 | 29.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/29/2025 | 33.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2025 | 47.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/2/2025 | 33.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/19/2025 | 38.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/5/2025 | 35.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/22/2025 | 36.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/8/2025 | 39.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/13/2025 | 29.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/9/2025 | 23.3% | Accidentally Alive |
| 5/3/2025 | 34.2% | Stable & Mature |