1. Executive Summary
53.2%Dead
▲ Worsening (+12.7% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "Moving slow, groaning loudly, and actively consuming your cognitive load." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 15 years (est. 2011) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of laravel. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): March 2035
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 85,022
- Forks: 26,255
- Open Issues: 0
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 0
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 100
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 3
- Answered Ratio: 66.7%
- Accepted Ratio: 33.3%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 33.3%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 12
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 32
- Average Views: 1,159.5
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 58
- Average Upvotes: 19.3
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: -5.3%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 40
- Average Points: 4.3
- Days Since Last Post: 2
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 72,260
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 2,183
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 9/28/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | Filament 5 Installation & Setup Guide | Laravel 13 Tutorial | Complete Course 2026 - Part 1 Channel: Webslesson | 1344 |
 | Laravel 13 + React CRUD Tutorial (Part 1) Channel: Bright C Web Developer | 94 |
 | Laravel 13 AI SDK + Ollama Tutorial | Build FREE AI Chat App with Streaming Responses (2026) Channel: Expertech | 471 |
 | Laravel 13 Tutorial #16 Forms & Input Fields in Laravel | Submit Form Data to Controller Channel: Code Step By Step | 318 |
 | Laravel Student Management System Tutorial | Part 3: MySQL Database & Laragon (with Xiaomi MiMo AI) Channel: LifeBeyondCode | 81 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Taylor Otwell disabled GitHub issues on most Laravel open-source packages repositories | 273 | 201 |
| Uh-oh | 115 | 60 |
| A Series of Unfortunate Jobs | 70 | 22 |
| Laravel developers can now use MariaDB Vector directly through Laravel’s native vector query APIs. | 47 | 20 |
| 250 migrations in 3 years on one Laravel app. What's yours at? | 46 | 36 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Show HN: Lightspeed, build real time apps the Laravel way (+asteroids demo) | 18 | 5 |
| Laravel Cloud Private Cloud | 6 | 0 |
| Laravel Announces a First-Party Language Server (LSP) | 4 | 0 |
| Show HN: Larasend – Self-hosted transactional email for Laravel on your own SES | 3 | 3 |
| GitHub issues on Laravel open-source packages are disabled now | 3 | 1 |
Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help
| Question Title | Views | Status |
|---|---|---|
| React props not loading properly | 135 | Unanswered (0 ans) |
| How can multiple offline clients decrement a bounded counter without oversubscribing after synchronization? | 136 | Answered (1 ans) |
| Laravel 8: file-based structured logs with correlation ID, or keep everything in MySQL? | 143 | Answered (1 ans) |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 9/28/2026 | 53.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 9/14/2026 | 40.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/30/2026 | 45.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2026 | 35.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/1/2026 | 40.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/18/2026 | 37.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/4/2026 | 39.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/25/2026 | 40.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/11/2026 | 45.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/28/2026 | 29.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/15/2026 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/1/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/17/2026 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/4/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/21/2026 | 28.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/7/2026 | 32.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/22/2026 | 46.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/8/2026 | 27.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/25/2026 | 36.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/12/2026 | 37.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/29/2025 | 42.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/15/2025 | 42.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/2/2025 | 30.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/18/2025 | 42.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/5/2025 | 34.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/23/2025 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/9/2025 | 36.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/25/2025 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/12/2025 | 29.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/29/2025 | 33.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2025 | 47.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/2/2025 | 33.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/19/2025 | 38.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/5/2025 | 35.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/22/2025 | 36.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/8/2025 | 39.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/13/2025 | 29.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/9/2025 | 23.3% | Accidentally Alive |
| 5/3/2025 | 34.2% | Stable & Mature |